Jabberjays are a type mutation that consist of all male birds that were created in the Capitol labs to spy on enemies and rebels of the Capitol.
|[At the convention]|
|Me:||*dressed as Molly Hooper* I'm surprised there's no other Sherlock characters here.|
|Me:||Oh. Oh, gosh, there's a fem-Sherlock! An actual Sherlock!|
|Me:||I should probably say something, but what? Shoooot, they're coming my way. Do I just-- Er, hi, um, Sher-- Sherlock-- excuse me? Sher-- uh, would you-- I was wondering if--|
|Sherlock Cosplayer:||*doesn't hear, keeps walking*|
|Me:||...oh, um, okay... never mind.|
|Cousin:||Well. That was painfully in character.|
WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE
the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats
I love these a lot
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.