[At the convention]
Me: *dressed as Molly Hooper* I'm surprised there's no other Sherlock characters here.
Me: Oh. Oh, gosh, there's a fem-Sherlock! An actual Sherlock!
Me: I should probably say something, but what? Shoooot, they're coming my way. Do I just-- Er, hi, um, Sher-- Sherlock-- excuse me? Sher-- uh, would you-- I was wondering if--
Sherlock Cosplayer: *doesn't hear, keeps walking*
Me: ...oh, um, okay... never mind.
Cousin: ...
Me: ...
Cousin: Well. That was painfully in character.

Jabberjays are a type mutation that consist of all male birds that were created in the Capitol labs to spy on enemies and rebels of the Capitol.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader, via mockingfire)

theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

(via kissmyships)

earthdad:

i don’t need to make jokes because i am a joke

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

mrsrichardarmitage:

stunningpicture:

Gandalf checks his emails (behind the scenes in the set of the Hobbit)

#The wizard will now install your software

mrsrichardarmitage:

stunningpicture:

Gandalf checks his emails (behind the scenes in the set of the Hobbit)

(via hellocastiell)

fourofthem:

adios muchachos

fourofthem:

adios muchachos

(via charmingpplincardigans)

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

(via tammy--bowdrie)

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

(via partywithslughorn)

vanconcastiel:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

How do y’all get shit done???

vanconcastiel:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

How do y’all get shit done???

(via stardustandzombiebites)

michaelhancox:

tastefullyoffensive:

Different Types of Sleepers [doghousediaries]

I think I do every one of them each night

(via deducingwho)

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

(Source: iheartguts.com, via and-it-was-definitely-trenzalore)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via laufeysonsrage)